MSNBC- The only time you’ll find me around that channel is for the occasional viewing of The Cycle w/ S.E. Cupp. Other than that, I shun them

CNN- I don’t like the Communist News Network, or Wolf Blitzer.

CBS- The Crappy Barack Channel is something I really don’t like.

ABC- The All Barack Channel is yet again something you’ll never see me watch, unless there’s a Harry Potter movie marathon. That’s different.

NBC- I don’t like the National Barack Channel, and they killed The Office after Michael Scott left. They really should have just ended it there. I feel as if it’s just trying to limp on now. A shame.